World News Enquirer...

I went to Safeway today to get some much needed groceries (the fridge was starting to get hungry). I was walking down one of the aisles and saw one of those black and white grocery store gossip news enquirer thingies laying on a shelf.

I looked at it and the front page was "Osama Bin Laden caught by Rednecks!" with a picture of Osama being chewed and jumped on by several german shepards and these hicks in their hunting outfits holding rifles and expressions reminiscent of the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou" and "Dueling Banjos" (OMG you have to watch that clip of extreme redneckness - so funny!!) being played in the background.

That was almost better than the infamous Batboy or Gorillagirl. Not to mention the aliens abducting the President. I think they have contests to see who can come up with the stupidest stuff to publish. The Men in Black must have read something that had dire consequences to Earth's survival to have run off and left it laying there like that though...



And remember, as Bob Barker always says ....