Thursday, September 21, 2006

Seahawks Answer To Noise Complaint...

Seahawks Answer To Noise Complaint

I have to admit I am an avid Seahawks fan first of all.

I have no pity for the visiting teams in Seattle. Honestly its hard to feel bad for any of them because of "noise". Please, the Seahawks have to have some kind of balance to the blatant penalty discrimination they get from the referees.

So we do our paybacks in a "legal" and "fair-play" manner.

Visiting teams please feel free to purchase 17,000 tickets and fly your fans out and we will have a game of "We've got more HEY!" across Qwest Field. Hasn't anyone ever heard of the Thunder Dome (Tacoma Dome) or any of the rep the King Dome ever had?

Seattle has the NFL's permier fans and we show it. Everyone else feel free to be jealous and try to upstage our 12th man with your own 13th (unlucky) man, or woman, or whatever you have in your own city.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

How to Destroy the Earth With a Coffee Can...

How to Destroy the Earth With a Coffee Can: "It's not as easy to destroy the Earth as you might think; evil geniuses everywhere have been trying for years. The problem lies with the fact that the Earth is pretty big (at least compared to you and me) and it takes quite a bit of energy to destroy it. There is a way however, to do it with nothing more than a coffee can.

You can easily do this project over the course of a weekend, perhaps on Saturday afternoon. You'll have to figure out for yourself where to spend Sunday.

Before I go too much further, there is a difference between destroying the Earth and destroying life on Earth. It takes much less energy to destroy all life, all you need to do that is block out the Sun or release some kind of virus.

No, I'm talking about blowing the planet to bits. Vaporizing it. I realize completely that by telling you this, I'll lose my membership status in the Evil Genius Guild but in the fine tradition of Make Magazine, I wanted to share this with you."

Read the Problem and Solution here.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Soapbox Beta...

MSN: Soapbox Beta ยป Ironvine Search Marketing:
"Posted by Steve Terjeson under News, MSN

Microsoft has introduced their new Soapbox for sharing videos similar to Google Video. Again they are a bit behind in releasing things out on the market to compete with some of the other offerings already out there.

Right now you are only able to sign up for the limited access beta.

They have an interesting demo player clip on the http://soapbox.msn.com page of the MSN butterfly man dancing."

Friday, September 15, 2006

JFK Arrest - FOX News...

NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

No Eat Wawa!!!...

Naomi's bid to save cannibal boy NEWS.com.au:

"TODAY Tonight host Naomi Robson was trying to get to Papua to save the life of a young boy earmarked to be eaten by a tribe of cannibals, an industry source claims.

The plan was to bring the six-year-old orphan named Wawa to safety in nearby village, the TV insider said today - adding that such a plan might be unwise in volatile Papua.

'The problem was they were only going to put him in more danger by going in there and disrupting his situation. "

Umm...

They say trying to get him out would put him in more danger

MORE THAN BEING EATEN ?

NO EAT WAWA!!!

What is worse than being eaten lol.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Isn't Pleaing "Not Guilty" Lying...

SEATTLE -- A woman charged with vehicular homicide in a crash that killed a Seattle police officer pleaded not guilty at her arraignment on Tuesday.

Ok, give up the innocent until proven guilty. Blah blah wah wah wah.

Tell me this:

If you enter a plea of "Not Guilty" and you are found guilty, doesn't that mean you are in contempt of court for lying to everyone under oath? Or do they put you under oath to enter your plea? Maybe they should if they don't already...

Take the guy who shot up the Jewish center. He is as guilty as hell and entered his "Guilty" plea straight up until his lawyer had it changed. Gotta respect him for holding to his morals of not lying at least, even if he is a deranged mass murdering maniac.

I say charge the lawyers with contempt so they lose their license when they plea wrong for their clients intentionally.

Friday, September 08, 2006

The Male Warrior Psyche

NORWICH (Reuters) - Men may have developed a psychology that makes them particularly able to engage in wars, a scientist said on Friday.

New research has shown that men bond together and cooperate well in the face of adversity to protect their interests more than women, which could explain why war is almost exclusively a male business, according to Professor Mark van Vugt of the University of Kent in southern England.

"Men respond more strongly to outward threats, we've labeled that the 'man warrior effect'," he told the British Association for the Advancement of Science meeting.